Camille, 16, crazy cat lady who poorly runs a humor blog

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grumpysalmon:

miley cyrus’ fans have started calling her “the tongue queen” on twitter and every time i see those words i imagine a huge powerful lizard overlord

spooktrek:

unnecessary sex scenes in movies

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unnecessary sex scenes in tv shows

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unnecessary sex scenes in fanfic

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avolating:

do u ever love a celebrity so much it makes you sad

reallylameblog:

paradisaic:

wethatkindoforc:

So my cat is sleeping between my legs and then this happened and I laughed so hard he woke up.

that’s a potato

Your cat looks like an uncooked chicken

confessionsofayoungsexworker:

This guy sent me a dick pic so I google searched and sent back a bigger dick pic. This was the response.

lanashiftdelrey:

when one of your best friends is sad but they won’t talk to you about it

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WHEN YOU BITE DOWN ON SOMETHING

YOU’RE ACTUALLY BITING UP

BECAUSE YOU CAN’T MOVE YOUR TOP JAW

gillpickle:

Prom 2010

bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?"
"dont patronize me Greg"

awkward-fallen-angel:

rustboro-city:

hailhydrangeas:

visual-hana:

comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.

this is how you make “gay jokes” folks

having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime

optimus prime

nothomo:

when ur parents call u for dinner and u see they made your fav

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