free-booty:

I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry

girff:

girff:

talents: making myself seem cool over the internet

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canyouknock:

when someone wants to borrow your laptop and your search history lookingimage

australiansanta:

i forgot my earphones more like throw me off a building

slutwhat:

i laughed way too much

slutwhat:

i laughed way too much

mexicanfood420:

givemesomeknope:

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Some

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BODY

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if i don’t reblog this everyday assume i’m dead

beelzeburg:

This is… not any less creepy in daylight

tattru:

when the two smartest kids in the class get different answers

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deepthroatodile:

swellower:

let it g

et all the way in ur butthole, sit down to help push it in, make sure that carrot is all the way in there with the green leaves sticking out before u head to the local grocery store and wait for the manager to pull it out bc he assumes ur stealing it, but no u brought it from home so now u can sue him for sexual harrassment and get tons of money. quick cash to fund ur vacation to hawaii. good luck

the-listening:

i cuss so much that sometimes i forget its actually bad and not everyone is comfortable with it

hotdaughter:

hotdaughter:

"what are you doing"

"nothing i just took a shower"

"aw :( with out me? haha lol"

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unshaped:

DESGUSTENG